Darrell Cook, a Texas lawyer, filed an emergency motion to delay a pre-trial hearing so he could attend Wednesday's World Series game in San Francisco.
In an emergency motion, Cook says he has "very important baseball matters to attend to" and a postponement would ensure that "justice may be done." He explains in a footnote that justice would be Rangers pitcher Cliff Lee mowing down the San Francisco Giants' lineup.
The Judge granted his motion to continue and Cook went to Game 1.
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